Half of being clever is making sure that you aren't being stupid.
I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
If it didn't really matter then you wouldn't be spending so much time thinking about it.
It's hard to answer the question "whats wrong?" when nothing is right.
Pain is inevitable - Suffering is optional.
Money talks... but all mine ever says is goodbye.
One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.
A millions words would'nt bring you back, I know because I've tried. Neither would a million tears, I know because I've cried.
Your Village just called - They said they were missing their idiot
If we learn from our mistakes, then I'm getting one hell of an education!
My Life is a dark pit of dark darkness.
You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same.
I read your mind, and trust me, it was a short story.
I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never thought looking back on the laughs would make me cry.
Theres no 'I' in slut, but theres a 'U'!
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright before they speak.
Some say it's the holding on that makes us strong - I say it's the letting go.
The whole world's going to Hell and I'M driving the bus!
I didn't say it was your fault - I just said I was going to blame you.
Lord, save me from your followers.
Time you enjoy wasting - was not wasted
Those are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others.
Everyone says you only fall in love once, but thats not true, Everytime I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.
You're everything I never knew I always wanted.
You can complain because roses have thorns... or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
I may not always be right, but I'm NEVER wrong.
I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh.
If you blame others for your failures, do you also credit them for your achievements?
Cry me a river, then build a bridge and get over it.
Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breaths away.
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter won't mind.
You will never see the stars if you're always looking down.
Love you is like breathing... How can I stop?
It's only funny until someone gets hurt... then it's friggin' hilarious!
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. - Douglas Adams
I was gratified to be able to answer so promptly and I did. I said I didn't know. - Mark Twain
The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
If you can think of no other reason why you are here but to take up space, thats still a good enough reason to live.
Don't say you love me unless you mean it, Cos I might do something crazy like believe it.
Sometimes I wish I was a child again, skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts.
I'm not tense, I'm just terribly, TERRIBLY alert.
It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.
I'm not stupid, I just don't know much.
Before you critize anyone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you critizise them, you are a mile away, and you have their shoes.
When they discover the center of the universe, some people will be disappointed to realize that they are not it.
I'd rather be disliked for who I am than liked for who I'm not.
Life without you is like a broken pencil... there's no point.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift - thats why we call it the present.
Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change,
The courage to change the things I can,
And the wisdow to hide the bodies of all the people I had to kill because they pissed me off...
Nowhere on your birth certificate did it say life would be fair.
Should I smile, because we are friends, or cry, because that is all we'll ever be?
To lose you would be a crime.
Today has been a total waste of make-up.
Leave me the chocolate, and no-one dies.
I don't know what makes you so dumb, but it really works.
When I'm good, I'm really good, but when I'm bad I'm even better!
Good girls go to Heaven - bad girls go everywhere.
Save water... Take a shower with someone!
I'm not shy - I just don't like you.
Your mind is like a taco - the more you cram into it, the more thats going to fall out.
I just got lost in thought... it was unfamilar territory!
Character is what you are. Reputation is what people THINK you are.
Bad habits are like a comfortable bed - easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
You learn to like someone when you find out what makes them laugh, but you learn to love someone when you find out what makes them cry.
If love is blind, then how come I saw you?
One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Don't frown, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile!
Don't settle for the one you can live with... wait for the one you can't live without.
Missing you isn't the hard part, knowing I was had you is what breaks my heart.You never know what you have until you lose it, and when you've lost it, you very rarely get it back.
I dropped a tear in the Ocean, and the day I find it is the day that I stop loving you.
If you should die before me, ask if you can bring a friend.
I asked God for a flower and he gave me a garden...
I asked for a Tree and he gave me a Forest...
I asked for a river and he gave me an Ocean -
I asked for a friend and he gave me you.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but YOU are abusing the priviledge.
Theres a light at the end of every tunnel - just pray it's not a train.
I have an open mind - it's just closed for repairs.
I had to get rid of the kids, the cat is allergic.
In my world, you do not exist.
Next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water.
If you lost your left arm, your right arm would be left.
I don't need your attitude, I have my own.
Boys have feelings too, but like... who cares?
I'm only a bitch on the days ending in 'Y'!
I must be wishing on somebody elses star, because somebody else is getting all that I wished for.
If kisses were raindrops, I would send you a storm!
Life is a test, and I didn't take very good notes.
Some people are going to leave a mark on this world. Others will just leave a stain.
Mirror's don't talk, and lucky for you they don't laugh either!
In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, he will believe you. But if you tell him that a park bench has just been painted, he has to touch it just to be sure.
Sex is evil
Evil is a sin
Sins are forgiven,
So stick it in!
I know I'm not perfect, but I'm so close it scares me.
You had me at hello.
When people seem to be pushing us away, is when they need us the most.
Things don't change. You change your way of looking, thats all.
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
How lucky I am to have someone that makes saying goodbye so hard.
A bend in the road is not the end of the road - unless you fail to make the turn.
He who laughs last... thinks slowest.
Whoever said money can't buy happiness has been shopping at the wrong malls!
The way some people drive, you'd think they were late for their accident.
Only 10% of men get to go to Heaven, because if they all went, it would be Hell! ;)
Does my tongue taste funny?
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect.
The trouble with work is that it's so daily.
Good will always triumph over Evil, but Evil is ten times more fun.
I like the word indolence. It makes my laziness seem classy. - Bern Williams
Conscience is the inner voice that warns us that somebody may be looking. - H. L. Mencken
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
A lot of good arguments are spoiled by some fool who knows what he is talking about.
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because my man thinks I am.
I'm an Angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the Halo straight!
You know your in love when the hardest thing to do is say goodbye.
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day, and tomorrow doesn't look good either.
Not the brightest crayon in the box now are we?
I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it!
Avoid fruits and nuts... you are what you eat.
Last night I lay in my bed and looked up at the stars and I thought... "Where did the ceiling go?"
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen!
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: They should both be changed reguarly, and for the same reason.
Here I am! Now what were your other two wishes?
We are the people our parents warned us about.
Men are like parking spaces: The good ones are taken, and the rest of them are handicap or too far away.
If they can put one man on the moon, they should be able to put them all there!
Sarcasm keeps you from telling people what you really think of them.
If I had a star for every time that you have brightened my day, I'd be holding a galaxy in my hands.
Who do you turn to when the onlyone who can dry your eyes is the one who made you cry?
You can't have everything - where would you put it?
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water... god knows what they did up there, cos now they have a daughter!
Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into a lot of walls.
Guys are like slinkies... It's always fun to watch them fall down the stairs.
Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard.
Guys are like roses, steer clear of the pricks.
Kisses are like tears, the truest ones are the ones you can't hold back.
If Barbie is so popular, how come you have to buy her friends?
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may mean the world.
Nothing is more painful than realizing that hee meant everything to you - and you meant nothing to him.
I'm not a complete idiot... some parts of me are missing.
The 50-50-90 rule:Anytime you have a 50/50 chance of getting something right, there is a 90% chance you will get it wrong.
As I stared into your eyes and you asked me why I was about to cry, it's because I knew that you were going to say goodbye.
He broke my heart - so I broke his jaw.
It breaks my heart to look into your eyes and see not my reflection, but hers.
I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose.
It's not my fault I fell for you... you tripped me.
The hardest part about walking away from you is knowing that you won't come running after me.
If you are going to make me cry, then at least be there to wipe away my tears.
If the only way we can be together is in my dreams... then I'll sleep forever.
If a person talks about other people they must not have a life. And if they do then they should be thanking us, instead of insulting us, for making it more interesting.
The hardest thing in life, is watching the person you love, fall in love with someone else.
If it was supposed to feel good, they wouldn't call it a crush...
When you were born you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live life so that when you die, you are smiling and everyone around you is crying.
Live life so the preacher doesn't have to lie at your funeral.
There are things easier than finding the perfect guy. For example, nailing JELLO to a tree.
If you love someone, put their name inside a circle, not a heart, because hearts break but a circle goes on forever.
Don't follow me... I don't know where I am going.
Life is great! It's the people in it that make it suck!
If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I would jump with them - I'd be standing at the bottom and waiting to catch them.
Forget love. I'd rather fall in to chocolate.
They say true love is around every corcner... I must be going in circles.
It's not easy being me, but it's funny watching people try.
Three things should never be broken: toys, hearts, and promises.
Our eyes are placed in the front because it is more important to look ahead than look back.
I'm like a butterfly... pretty to see, but hard to catch.
Smile. It makes people wonder what you are thinking.
Whoever said nothing was impossible has obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
When you look back on your life, you will regret the things you didn't do, far more than the things you did.
It's easy to fall in love, whats hard is finding someone willing to catch you.
If you love him, set him free. If he doesn't come back... hunt him down and kill him.
To worry is like rocking in a rocking chair, it gives you something to do but gets you nowhere.
How can I miss you if you won't go away?A day without sunshine is like, ya know, night...
You said that you would hate to see me cry. So tell me, now that you've hurt me, are you closing your eyes?